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Farm Party
This party is one that can make even the most sophisticated farm hand feel right at home. It can also help all of the city folk to get back to a simpler way of life. The idea of this party is quite simple and can take three basic forms.
The first form of the Farm Party is the least adventurous of the
three. If you decide to take this route then all you have to do is
decorate your party area in a farm like manner and have all of your
guests dress like they live or work on a farm. The stereotypical role
model is taken from the musical 'Oklahoma!' Square dancing  should
be attempted if you want an authentic party.
The second form of the Farm Party includes all of the elements of
the first except where it comes to the dress of the guests. Instead
of dressing as farm hands, the attendees should dress as their favorite
farm animal. These would include cows, horses, sheep, pigs, and chickens.
Decorations should be similar and square dancing should still be a
part of the fun.
The third form of the Farm Party is the most outrageous and perhaps
the most realistic. Party goer's should dress in their favorite farm
hand attire and bring their favorite farm animal. If this animal happens
to be a cow then perhaps it would be best to leave them out in the
backyard or else bring the stuffed animal version instead. Chickens
and sheep should probably be in a cage as a loose chicken can play
havoc with a party, although it can be great fun trying to catch them.
Please don't break any laws when attempting to obtain or handle these
animals. Also remember that beastiality is illegal, plus very embarassing
to have on your permanent record.
Music: The music should be country, although John Melloncamp is acceptable.
Food: Fried chicken, corn on the cob, and any other wholesome food you think fitting.
Location: Try a barn, especially if you are going to have live animals.
Underwear: Make it your self from a potato sack. |
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